DEB AND HELEN'S CRAP SONG

Here's the first example of a crap song written by Deb and Helen over skype. Can you write a more crap one than this. This one took about 12 minutes.

This is an exercise to practice spontaneity and fun. The trick is to write the first thing that comes into your head and the only stipulation is that it is as crap as you can make it. In this song, each line in each verse and chorus rhymes, the bridge is the exception. Pretty crap, eh?! Brilliantly crap actually. ENJOY

Curtains

Lyrics by Deb and Helen

V1.

Curtains are a drag

Let's make them into rags

There is no point in making them look like dags.

Lets just throw them in a bag

Chorus

It's curtains

curtains tied up curtain undone there is no where to run

It's curtains

V2.

Once l open them the whole world is exposed

Then I wonder if they should be closed

I don't like the colour of them but nobody knows

That the sight of them gets up my nose

It's curtains

curtains tied up curtain undone there is no where to run

It's curtains

Bridge

I'm swinging on the curtains round and round the room

Waiting for someone to draw me in now lm swaying and l don't know where ive been